Bad poet

I really do admire those who can write poetry
They can find the greatest rhymes
But I’m not one of them. You’ll see

Every time I think of symbols and alliteration
My muscles go into convulsions
And I’m floored with palpitations

I really love to read the poems that other people write
But if I’m asked to write one, well
I’m an old-school vampire in the light

So if you need a freelancer who can write poetry
Don’t expect a stellar job
Though I’ll do it for the money