Realtors to the fine and odious

I came across this ad in yesterday’s Suburbanite:

Smeltit Dealtit Realtors

 

Purveyors of fine beneath-porch dwellings for the malodorous since 1863

Located in Englewood, NJ

Call: 201-U-STINK

Fax: 201-GEE-ZUS!

 

So THAT’S how my little “tennants” found me.

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