Since the world will end tomorrow, I feel no compunction in saying the following things:
1) I hate the Twilight series.
2) No, I’m not happy for you. I want to be. But I’m not.
3) The original Star Trek series is stupid. Except for Uhura.
4) I eat waaaaay more chocolate than I admit to.
5) Yes, I think my kids are smarter than yours.
6) Knitting socks is a giant waste of time.
7) I’m a better liar than you think.
Enjoy the end of the world, people!